Rhetorical questioning of the blogging kind.
- Why is it that female bloggers are more interesting than the alternative.
- Why are the best drugs illegal. On that, why are the best things illegal. Is that what makes them best -- ah too much for a hangoverish saturday morning to consider.
*ties knot for later reckoning*
- Why is it that when I choose shuffle on my iTunes it always chooses the boring lot of songs.
- Why on earth do I have a “boring lot” of songs.
- Why the fuck can’t money buy love.
- Why have I been choosing song titles as my blog titles all along.
- Why are almost all my friends happy in their jobs but not in their social sides.
- Why do nice guys finish last.
- Where have all the nice girls gone.
- But seriously what’s up with this iTunes shuffle. Its pissing me now. *throws knot at lappie, insitgates iTunes shuffle further*